gif cred to owner not requested word count: 3.7K’ pairing: calum hood x reader rating: R note: yo calum’s birthday passed a long ass time ago, and i was rly in the mood for some birthday sex. enjoy! xx also posted on ao3
He’d left before you’d woken up this morning, giving you a large…
You just shut the dresser drawer. The cloud-like silk of your new panties pressed tight against your shower fresh skin. You were still a bit red from the hot water and the lotion buzzed the scent of vanilla. Ashton really didn’t have to buy you all this the other day but-
Well “friend-zoning” is a made-up thing, and if you think you’re in it, then he probably just likes you as a friend. So you can really decide if you want to tell him, because maybe he’ll like you back, but it’s really your choice.
You had been best friends with forever it seemed, you couldn’t remember a time when you were apart. You guys have gone through everything together- from awkward stages in puberty where Michael’s voice lowered a couple octaves after breaking in the middle of sentences which was hilarious to you an…
word count: 1,538 pairing: Michael & Reader warning: smut smut smut y’all this is smut summary: Michael has to cancel yet another date, this time you decide you needed a little something in return. sub!michael a/n I am crying this is hurt me so much it is so late, Beth I hope you’re happy omg I’m dead
Michael was late for your date. Again. He had texted you
earlier saying that the meeting he was stuck in was running longer than
expected, but he was trying his damnedest to make it home on time. But it was
now and hour and a half past the time he was supposed to be home, and you had
accepted the fact that the two of you would be spending the night in. You knew
Michael was going to be stressed and pissed off when he came home, so you
headed to the bedroom, prepping for a night of helping him relax. As you
changed into Michael’s favourite black lace set, your eye caught the familiar
glinting of metal. If you were being honest, you were kind of fucking pissed
that yet another date with Michael had been cancelled. You deserved a little
pick-me-up too. Fingering the cool metal of the handcuffs, you smirked to
yourself. Things were going to be switched up tonight.
I actually was so I got Google analytics so I low key stalk you guys on my blog. Idk how it works but it’s pretty interesting :) (btw most of you guys are from the U.S.)
You jerked your head up as you heard faint moans across the room from you, seemingly coming from Michael’s computer. Looking over to Michael you saw tufts of his red hair poking out from behind…
a/n: SO BASICALLY ALL IVE BEEN LISTENING TO IS THE CHICAGO SOUNDTRACK AND THIS HAPPENED. IM SORRY BUT IM NOT. Haven’t written in a bit, sorry. but i hope you guys like it, i loved writing it. that’s about it.
word count: 2.4k
January 25th, 1925 was certainly going to be&he
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ok so there is this guy I like and my fucking best friend knew l like him and he asked her out and she FUCKING EXEPTED IT!!!!! they are dating, do you know how hard it is to watch them kiss and smile and be all lovey dovey it hurts and then she tries to talk to me about it and I don't know what to do HELP ME PLEASE!!!!! I cry myself to sleep every night and now it is worse because my great aunt just died last night please help me.
Well I really don’t think this girl should be your best friend. I know that if one if my best friends liked someone and that person asked me out I’d say no (this excludes celebrity crushes). Also I’m almost positive all of my best friends would do the same thing if the situation was reversed. I’m extremely sorry about your aunt, hold in their bub, and turn to any super nice friends or family for help ☻